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Sunday, November 14, 2004

 

I Fall to Pieces

Thanks to a technical glitch at Blogspot, I just lost a post I'd been working on for about an hour and a half. I find myself now in no mood to write it over again this evening. Instead, I'm just going to mope. So here's some things about which I'm currently sad:
  • I missed most of tonight's episode of The Wire.
  • The Browns are still sucking. Bad.
  • John Irving's last novel sucked and he hasn't written anything great to redeem himself.
  • My cousin's getting married in China this month and I can't afford to fly over for the wedding.
  • There aren't going to be any new Ray Charles records.
  • There are going to be new Celine Dion records.
  • My sink is full of dishes.
  • Parent-Teacher conferences are this week.
  • I can't afford to buy my wife an I-Pod this year.
  • I can't afford to buy my wife a clothespin this year.
  • The Museum of Modern Art in New York is charging something like $120 for admission. This is an exaggeration, but only by a couple dollars.
  • An idiot is leading the free world.

This calls for some deep, deep sighing.


Comments:
In keeping with my practise of speaking on behalf of all of Canada, I would like to sincerely apologize for Celine Dion.
 
Yeah Steve, and I would like to apologize for our president.
 
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