I’m a kid in a candy store! I’m a fanboy in San Diego in July! I’m a pervert pothead in Amsterdam!
I just got a high speed connection! After three years of serviceable-yet-slow dial-up, I am once again on the high-speed bandwagon. And I’ve already been warned by my wiser friends that DSL is where the really noxious internet bugs lie. Aware of this, I intend to install the Great Firewall of China, trust me.
But on the plus side, I can download movie trailers and music and porn and—okay, forget that last one.
Anyway, I need to know what cool stuff I’ve been missing. Is there cool stuff I’ve been missing? Help me out.
