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Friday, May 20, 2005


All Politics Is Loco

What in the name of merciful Jane Curtain is going on in the fucking senate? I'm not one to normally be surprised at the chutzpah of the G.O.P., but right now they're going, to use their own words, "beyond the pale." The fact that these pricks can stand there on the senate floor and bitch about how the Democrats are holding up Bush's judicial nominees; the fact that they can make these statements even when the Democrats have passed the overwhelming majority of what the president has sent them; the fact that they can say all this when they waged such a blatantly partisan campaign when Bill Clinton was president and they were the opposition just blows my fucking mind.

Is there anybody on the face of the planet who doesn't see clearly that these gerbil-cramming assbags are trying to make sure that they'll be able to ram through a conservative nominee to the Supreme Court? My god, you can hear the steady thump-thump-thump of right-wing activists across the country whacking off at the thought of being able to reverse Roe vs Wade.

Rick Santorum is the absolute worst at this. This unbelievable prolapsed rectum of a human being is beyond self-righteous. The man actually seems to believe now that he's God. I would not be surprised if it came out that he'd kidnapped two young children and was raising them in a hydroponic garden in his basement in an attempt to re-enact the Adam & Eve myth from Genesis with a less sinful ending.

I guess all of these colostomy-bag-brained jaggoffs are taking their cue from the Commander-in-chief, figuring that they have an absolute mandate to do whatever the hell they want when they're in office. But when they can do all of this and then have the gall to turn around and accuse Democrats of playing partisan politics, I just don't understand how they can all resist throwing themselves in front of a bus in shame.

All of this talk, all of this speculation about who's going to run for the White House in 2008? We need to shut the hell up about that. We need to concentrate every ounce of our efforts on getting the G.O.P. out of control of congress. If the Democrats can retake the majority in one or both houses, then we won't have to worry about a Friend of Falwell landing on the Supreme Court. So start your engines, we've got a lot of work to do in the next year and a half. I'll be doing my part by finding innovative new ways to insult Republicans. Those miserable sacks of yak scabs.

Is name calling all you got?
Well, that and a number of truly excellent points.
Yeah, I pretty much stick to my strengths. See, while my policy analysis is mediocre at best, I take great pride in my name-calling.
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