No, I'm just kidding. I'm not really going to waste a whole bunch of space on something that lame. Although, it was interesting to see exactly how much flop-sweat Hugh Jackman could produce in one evening. And, I must say, Billy Crystal does one of the best pouty-baby whines I've ever seen. "It's not a special event, it's a sho-ow. Wah! Wah! Why couldn't you have nominated my director? Wah! Wah! I'm the most popular show among old people since Matlock Live!"
