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Tuesday, July 12, 2005

Bush's Brain Damage

It's now becoming increasingly clear that Karl Rove, President Bush's closest advisor, is responsible for leaking the identity of a CIA agent to the press. The Bush Administration has said, over the course of the investigation into the outing of Valerie Plame as an undercover agent, that the person responsible for this leak would be fired. The administration has been notoriously opposed to leaks from its first days in office. And yet, press secretary Scott McClellan refused to say yesterday whether the president intended to take any disciplinary action if Rove is, in fact, proved to be the source of the leak.

A Hairshirt investigative report has now uncovered still more leaks for which Karl Rove is responsible, including the following:

12/13/58--Leaked to his mother that his older sister had sneaked a peek at her Christmas presents.
10/1/69--Leaked to his frat brothers that he'd "nailed Irene Murphy". (He hadn't)
2/17/75--Leaked his mother's secret recipe for ambrosia salad to his wife.
10/21/82--Leaked some urine into his trousers when he got into a bar fight.
4/30/87--Leaked to his 7-year-old nephew that the Easter Bunny wasn't real.
5/29/93--Leaked to a friend that Tom Berenger was the killer in the movie Sliver.
7/13/99--Leaked to his dinner date that he "might have exaggerated" his penis size in the singles' chat-room where they met.
12/18/02--Leaked to a colleague that he had a secret Amazon Wish List where he put soft core porn flicks he intended to buy.
7/1/05--Leaked to President Bush that he was "addicted to" ABC's Dancing with the Stars.

As you can see, this is a man who has a history of leakage. He seems, in fact, unable to keep his fat, stupid mouth shut. Hairshirt believes that the Bush administration needs to take immediate action and leak Karl Rove out of his job.

posted by Joe # 12:36 PM

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		Tuesday, July 12, 2005 Bush's Brain Damage It's now becoming increasingly clear that Karl Rove, President Bush's closest advisor, is responsible for leaking the identity of a CIA agent to the press. The Bush Administration has said, over the course of the investigation into the outing of Valerie Plame as an undercover agent, that the person responsible for this leak would be fired. The administration has been notoriously opposed to leaks from its first days in office. And yet, press secretary Scott McClellan refused to say yesterday whether the president intended to take any disciplinary action if Rove is, in fact, proved to be the source of the leak. A Hairshirt investigative report has now uncovered still more leaks for which Karl Rove is responsible, including the following: 12/13/58--Leaked to his mother that his older sister had sneaked a peek at her Christmas presents. 10/1/69--Leaked to his frat brothers that he'd "nailed Irene Murphy". (He hadn't) 2/17/75--Leaked his mother's secret recipe for ambrosia salad to his wife. 10/21/82--Leaked some urine into his trousers when he got into a bar fight. 4/30/87--Leaked to his 7-year-old nephew that the Easter Bunny wasn't real. 5/29/93--Leaked to a friend that Tom Berenger was the killer in the movie Sliver. 7/13/99--Leaked to his dinner date that he "might have exaggerated" his penis size in the singles' chat-room where they met. 12/18/02--Leaked to a colleague that he had a secret Amazon Wish List where he put soft core porn flicks he intended to buy. 7/1/05--Leaked to President Bush that he was "addicted to" ABC's Dancing with the Stars. As you can see, this is a man who has a history of leakage. He seems, in fact, unable to keep his fat, stupid mouth shut. Hairshirt believes that the Bush administration needs to take immediate action and leak Karl Rove out of his job. posted by Joe # 12:36 PM Comments: Post a Comment << Home		Links The Conversation Special Productions Izzle Pfaff Freida Bee Sometimes I Just Talk Alisa and the Stuff Alisa Does Tuna Girl Defective Yeti The Incurable Insomniac The Savvy, The Extreme and The Idealist Caballito del Diablo The Ambivalence of Open Spaces Bug-Eyed Blog Whiskeymarie Version 53 Things I've Noticed (S)wine: ShortLeanCuts Out of Tune Missives from the Beige Sister of Hairshirt Apostrophe Abuse Jonestown Tobacco Brunette The Public Intellectual That's Why Archives July 2004 August 2004 September 2004 October 2004 November 2004 December 2004 January 2005 February 2005 March 2005 April 2005 May 2005 June 2005 July 2005 August 2005 September 2005 October 2005 November 2005 December 2005 January 2006 February 2006 March 2006 April 2006 May 2006 June 2006 July 2006 August 2006 September 2006 October 2006 November 2006 December 2006 January 2007 February 2007 March 2007 April 2007 May 2007 June 2007 July 2007 August 2007 September 2007 October 2007 November 2007 December 2007 January 2008 February 2008 March 2008 April 2008 May 2008 June 2008 July 2008 August 2008 September 2008 October 2008 November 2008 December 2008 January 2009 February 2009 March 2009 March 2011 April 2011