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Thursday, July 07, 2005

What a Bunch of Dicks

What the hell is wrong with these guys?

I don't get terrorism. I just don't. You create terror. Wow. Well done. I mean, do these people seriously hope to accomplish something with this? Other than pissing off a bunch of countries with guns? It's not as if they're going to blow something up, killing dozens of people, and suddenly the British government is going to say, "Hey! Y'know, you might be right about our policies. We'll just pull our troops from Iraq and break off our alliance with the U.S."

Terrorism isn't going to accomplish your goals, it's simply going to make you look like a bunch of crazy assholes that nobody wants to listen to. Thirty-seven people (that's the latest count I've seen) dead--and more injured--because they dared to commit the heretical sin of going to work.

Maybe our response isn't appropriate. Bush spoke and talked about how these guys are cowardly and we're not intimidated and we'll hunt them down and blah blah blah. Perhaps we should, instead of trying to scare them or insult their machismo, maybe we should just say, "Man, you guys are dicks." If someone threatened me or called me a coward, I'd probably just want to hurt them. But if someone called me a dick, I might stop and think, "Say, am I being a dick?"

So I'm making a stand against terrorism right here. Listen up, terrorists: I'm not going to hunt you down. I'm not going to destroy you. God knows America hasn't been able to do it so far, so my mouth isn't going to make any promises my fists can't back up. Your tactics don't make me want to understand you better; nor do they make me want to get to the bottom of why you feel the way you do about us. Just know that you are a bunch of dicks. You're doing shitty, shitty things and nobody likes you, except for maybe some really crazy motherfuckers who whip themselves and jerk off while looking at your picture. You suck.

I'm thinking that ought to take care of that.

posted by Joe # 4:33 PM

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I agree with you, Joe. What the heck do they think they are? God or something?

# posted by

Konrad : 2:19 AM

I agree. I still think that we should capture them and ship them off to Texas where they have an express lane on death row, but what do they hope to accomplish?

# posted by

Sara Beth : 10:02 AM

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		Thursday, July 07, 2005 What a Bunch of Dicks What the hell is wrong with these guys? I don't get terrorism. I just don't. You create terror. Wow. Well done. I mean, do these people seriously hope to accomplish something with this? Other than pissing off a bunch of countries with guns? It's not as if they're going to blow something up, killing dozens of people, and suddenly the British government is going to say, "Hey! Y'know, you might be right about our policies. We'll just pull our troops from Iraq and break off our alliance with the U.S." Terrorism isn't going to accomplish your goals, it's simply going to make you look like a bunch of crazy assholes that nobody wants to listen to. Thirty-seven people (that's the latest count I've seen) dead--and more injured--because they dared to commit the heretical sin of going to work. Maybe our response isn't appropriate. Bush spoke and talked about how these guys are cowardly and we're not intimidated and we'll hunt them down and blah blah blah. Perhaps we should, instead of trying to scare them or insult their machismo, maybe we should just say, "Man, you guys are dicks." If someone threatened me or called me a coward, I'd probably just want to hurt them. But if someone called me a dick, I might stop and think, "Say, am I being a dick?" So I'm making a stand against terrorism right here. Listen up, terrorists: I'm not going to hunt you down. I'm not going to destroy you. God knows America hasn't been able to do it so far, so my mouth isn't going to make any promises my fists can't back up. Your tactics don't make me want to understand you better; nor do they make me want to get to the bottom of why you feel the way you do about us. Just know that you are a bunch of dicks. You're doing shitty, shitty things and nobody likes you, except for maybe some really crazy motherfuckers who whip themselves and jerk off while looking at your picture. You suck. I'm thinking that ought to take care of that. posted by Joe # 4:33 PM Comments: I agree with you, Joe. What the heck do they think they are? God or something? # posted by Konrad : 2:19 AM I agree. I still think that we should capture them and ship them off to Texas where they have an express lane on death row, but what do they hope to accomplish? # posted by Sara Beth : 10:02 AM Post a Comment << Home		Links The Conversation Special Productions Izzle Pfaff Freida Bee Sometimes I Just Talk Alisa and the Stuff Alisa Does Tuna Girl Defective Yeti The Incurable Insomniac The Savvy, The Extreme and The Idealist Caballito del Diablo The Ambivalence of Open Spaces Bug-Eyed Blog Whiskeymarie Version 53 Things I've Noticed (S)wine: ShortLeanCuts Out of Tune Missives from the Beige Sister of Hairshirt Apostrophe Abuse Jonestown Tobacco Brunette The Public Intellectual That's Why Archives July 2004 August 2004 September 2004 October 2004 November 2004 December 2004 January 2005 February 2005 March 2005 April 2005 May 2005 June 2005 July 2005 August 2005 September 2005 October 2005 November 2005 December 2005 January 2006 February 2006 March 2006 April 2006 May 2006 June 2006 July 2006 August 2006 September 2006 October 2006 November 2006 December 2006 January 2007 February 2007 March 2007 April 2007 May 2007 June 2007 July 2007 August 2007 September 2007 October 2007 November 2007 December 2007 January 2008 February 2008 March 2008 April 2008 May 2008 June 2008 July 2008 August 2008 September 2008 October 2008 November 2008 December 2008 January 2009 February 2009 March 2009 March 2011 April 2011