Doing laundry today at my neighborhood laundromat, I was forced to sit through an episode of The Maury Show (apparently, he's dropped his last name, as it was confusing to his target demographic). As they went into a commercial break, they did one of their pleas for people to appear on the show. This one seemed a little more specific than the usual "Have you cheated on you wife and now you want to confess?" pleas. I managed to record it with my cell phone. Here it is.
