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Tuesday, December 06, 2005

'Scuse Me While I Kiss the Sky

My apologies for the serious lack of postage here over the last several days, but it's going to get worse before it gets better. My show opens Thursday night and I'll be having family and friends in town, so the words, they will not be flowing from my keyboard with quite the frequency as has been the norm. If you managed to follow that last sentence, give yourself two Cool Points. If you get that last reference, give yourself another five.

So, if you're planning to go see my show, either here in NYC or in Seattle, you should reserve your tickets now, as there's sure to be rioting as the throngs push up against the velvet rope in a vain attempt to secure a spot from which to witness the awesome spectacle that is my writing.

Busy though I am, though, I am taking time to enjoy the endless parade of embarrassing shit coming out about the Bush administration. The torture camps in Eastern Europe, the bought-and-paid-for news articles in Iraqi papers, the pictures of Cheney fucking a goat. (Okay, I made up that last one, but don't we all kind of think he does?)

When I come up for a breath after the glory that is A Shitty Christmas Carol opens, I'll once again have time to solve the world's problems and come up with weekly horoscopes. Until then, I hope you're enjoying your holiday season as much as I am. (No, seriously, I am.)

Hugs!
Joe

posted by Joe # 4:29 PM

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Goat here. I'm a family man, so thanks for not posting the pictures. It was only once, and he promised I could eat from the dumpster behind the Haliburton cafeteria.

# posted by

Prego : 1:43 PM

your show was amazing. yay. i'm trying to find someone else that will take off work so i can come see it again next week :)

yay

# posted by

Amanda : 1:47 AM

Thanks, Amanda.

We had a really great house last night.

# posted by

Joe : 11:06 AM

If you ever decide to take your act to Edmonton, you can count on at least one spectator. More than one, actually, because I have a (limited) number of friends over whom I exercise some modest influence.

# posted by

"Steve Smith" : 9:28 PM

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'Scuse Me While I Kiss the Sky

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		Tuesday, December 06, 2005 'Scuse Me While I Kiss the Sky My apologies for the serious lack of postage here over the last several days, but it's going to get worse before it gets better. My show opens Thursday night and I'll be having family and friends in town, so the words, they will not be flowing from my keyboard with quite the frequency as has been the norm. If you managed to follow that last sentence, give yourself two Cool Points. If you get that last reference, give yourself another five. So, if you're planning to go see my show, either here in NYC or in Seattle, you should reserve your tickets now, as there's sure to be rioting as the throngs push up against the velvet rope in a vain attempt to secure a spot from which to witness the awesome spectacle that is my writing. Busy though I am, though, I am taking time to enjoy the endless parade of embarrassing shit coming out about the Bush administration. The torture camps in Eastern Europe, the bought-and-paid-for news articles in Iraqi papers, the pictures of Cheney fucking a goat. (Okay, I made up that last one, but don't we all kind of think he does?) When I come up for a breath after the glory that is A Shitty Christmas Carol opens, I'll once again have time to solve the world's problems and come up with weekly horoscopes. Until then, I hope you're enjoying your holiday season as much as I am. (No, seriously, I am.) Hugs! Joe posted by Joe # 4:29 PM Comments: Goat here. I'm a family man, so thanks for not posting the pictures. It was only once, and he promised I could eat from the dumpster behind the Haliburton cafeteria. # posted by Prego : 1:43 PM your show was amazing. yay. i'm trying to find someone else that will take off work so i can come see it again next week :) yay # posted by Amanda : 1:47 AM Thanks, Amanda. We had a really great house last night. # posted by Joe : 11:06 AM If you ever decide to take your act to Edmonton, you can count on at least one spectator. More than one, actually, because I have a (limited) number of friends over whom I exercise some modest influence. # posted by "Steve Smith" : 9:28 PM Post a Comment << Home		Links The Conversation Special Productions Izzle Pfaff Freida Bee Sometimes I Just Talk Alisa and the Stuff Alisa Does Tuna Girl Defective Yeti The Incurable Insomniac The Savvy, The Extreme and The Idealist Caballito del Diablo The Ambivalence of Open Spaces Bug-Eyed Blog Whiskeymarie Version 53 Things I've Noticed (S)wine: ShortLeanCuts Out of Tune Missives from the Beige Sister of Hairshirt Apostrophe Abuse Jonestown Tobacco Brunette The Public Intellectual That's Why Archives July 2004 August 2004 September 2004 October 2004 November 2004 December 2004 January 2005 February 2005 March 2005 April 2005 May 2005 June 2005 July 2005 August 2005 September 2005 October 2005 November 2005 December 2005 January 2006 February 2006 March 2006 April 2006 May 2006 June 2006 July 2006 August 2006 September 2006 October 2006 November 2006 December 2006 January 2007 February 2007 March 2007 April 2007 May 2007 June 2007 July 2007 August 2007 September 2007 October 2007 November 2007 December 2007 January 2008 February 2008 March 2008 April 2008 May 2008 June 2008 July 2008 August 2008 September 2008 October 2008 November 2008 December 2008 January 2009 February 2009 March 2009 March 2011 April 2011