So the good news is that Gale Norton is resigning after five years as Secretary of the Interior, during which time she presided over a department that did more damage to the environment than all the cans of hairspray used during the entirety of the 80s.
The bad news is that she's pissed off about it and she's saying that, if she goes, she's taking every pine tree in North America with her.
Look at her.
I personally do not think this is an empty threat.
