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Thursday, April 06, 2006

If today was a normal day, I'd probably be going off on Tom Cruise's purchase of a custom-made adult pacifier to shove in Katie Holmes' mouth when she's in labor so that she doesn't do something un-Scientological, like make a noise. Yeah, you want to be careful not to complain or scream when you're passing something gigantic out of your urinary tract.

Or I'd be acting as a booster for the idea of having Paris Hilton play Mother Theresa in movie. (My God in heaven, this is such a beautiful idea.)

Today is not a normal day, though. It's Thursday and time for Roundtable. And so, I yield the remainder of my time to Lauren, who will tell you the lovely tale of an immigrant and her legacy. Enjoy.

posted by Joe # 6:40 PM

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Ummm, should I be worried? I believe the child is pushed through the BIRTH CANAL or the VAG as some people lovingly call it, not the URINARY TRACT. Uhem. Just so we're CLEAR:

VAGINA (vah-JY-nah):

The tube in a woman's body that runs beside the urethra and connects the womb (uterus) to the outside of the body. Sometimes called the birth canal.

urinary tract:

The system that takes wastes from the blood and carries them out of the body in the form of urine. The urinary tract includes the kidneys, ureters, bladder, and urethra.

I frickin' love your blog. It kicks ass.

# posted by

Anonymous : 11:47 PM

Tom Cruise is a tragic idiot who has lost all sense and reason about what is appropriate and acceptable in life. I'm not even totally sure she's pregnant. Has anyone seen the bare belly?

# posted by

Anonymous : 11:54 AM

See, here're my problems:

#1, I'm a guy, so my knowledge of female anatomy is a bit limited. If I knew too much about it, they'd revoke my Guy membership card.

#2, I love the word VAG, but I'm never exactly sure how to spell it. Should it be spelled like "fridge", to get the sound right? Vadge? 'Cause "vag" looks like it should rhyme with "bag".

It's all just too complicated.

# posted by

Joe : 5:37 PM

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		Thursday, April 06, 2006 If today was a normal day, I'd probably be going off on Tom Cruise's purchase of a custom-made adult pacifier to shove in Katie Holmes' mouth when she's in labor so that she doesn't do something un-Scientological, like make a noise. Yeah, you want to be careful not to complain or scream when you're passing something gigantic out of your urinary tract. Or I'd be acting as a booster for the idea of having Paris Hilton play Mother Theresa in movie. (My God in heaven, this is such a beautiful idea.) Today is not a normal day, though. It's Thursday and time for Roundtable. And so, I yield the remainder of my time to Lauren, who will tell you the lovely tale of an immigrant and her legacy. Enjoy. posted by Joe # 6:40 PM Comments: Ummm, should I be worried? I believe the child is pushed through the BIRTH CANAL or the VAG as some people lovingly call it, not the URINARY TRACT. Uhem. Just so we're CLEAR: VAGINA (vah-JY-nah): The tube in a woman's body that runs beside the urethra and connects the womb (uterus) to the outside of the body. Sometimes called the birth canal. urinary tract: The system that takes wastes from the blood and carries them out of the body in the form of urine. The urinary tract includes the kidneys, ureters, bladder, and urethra. I frickin' love your blog. It kicks ass. # posted by Anonymous : 11:47 PM Tom Cruise is a tragic idiot who has lost all sense and reason about what is appropriate and acceptable in life. I'm not even totally sure she's pregnant. Has anyone seen the bare belly? # posted by Anonymous : 11:54 AM See, here're my problems: #1, I'm a guy, so my knowledge of female anatomy is a bit limited. If I knew too much about it, they'd revoke my Guy membership card. #2, I love the word VAG, but I'm never exactly sure how to spell it. Should it be spelled like "fridge", to get the sound right? Vadge? 'Cause "vag" looks like it should rhyme with "bag". It's all just too complicated. # posted by Joe : 5:37 PM Post a Comment << Home		Links The Conversation Special Productions Izzle Pfaff Freida Bee Sometimes I Just Talk Alisa and the Stuff Alisa Does Tuna Girl Defective Yeti The Incurable Insomniac The Savvy, The Extreme and The Idealist Caballito del Diablo The Ambivalence of Open Spaces Bug-Eyed Blog Whiskeymarie Version 53 Things I've Noticed (S)wine: ShortLeanCuts Out of Tune Missives from the Beige Sister of Hairshirt Apostrophe Abuse Jonestown Tobacco Brunette The Public Intellectual That's Why Archives July 2004 August 2004 September 2004 October 2004 November 2004 December 2004 January 2005 February 2005 March 2005 April 2005 May 2005 June 2005 July 2005 August 2005 September 2005 October 2005 November 2005 December 2005 January 2006 February 2006 March 2006 April 2006 May 2006 June 2006 July 2006 August 2006 September 2006 October 2006 November 2006 December 2006 January 2007 February 2007 March 2007 April 2007 May 2007 June 2007 July 2007 August 2007 September 2007 October 2007 November 2007 December 2007 January 2008 February 2008 March 2008 April 2008 May 2008 June 2008 July 2008 August 2008 September 2008 October 2008 November 2008 December 2008 January 2009 February 2009 March 2009 March 2011 April 2011