Holy shit! India beat West Indies, thanks largely to Opener Wasim Jaffer's double century. Jaffer had a superb 212 off 399 balls with 24 fours and a six! This is unbelievable! Also, I have absolutely no idea what the fuck any of it means! Nor do I care!
You know the only thing I can think of that's more pointless than fucking cricket? A constitutional amendment banning gay marriage.