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Thursday, June 08, 2006 For this week's Roundtable, we have Donny B. discussing the relative merits of Christina Aguilera vs Paris Hilton, not just in terms of skankiness, but also musically. I feel very lucky to be able to say that I wouldn't recognize a song by either of them if my very life depended on it. I've heard person after person say that Ms. Aguilera--despite a propensity for utter whoredom--actually has a very strong voice. Which would be great if she sang anything other than poppy dance tunes. I'm not a very dancey guy, see. As for Ms. Hilton, all I can say is that the clock has got to be sitting on 14:59 of her allotted 15:00, doesn't it? How much longer can she sleeze along Fame Boulevard powered by nothing but money and a willingness to blow anybody? If she's still around come 2007, I say we break out the villagers, torches and pitchforks and have ourselves a good old-fashioned Frankensteining.
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Holy cow...I was just waiting for someone to use "Frankenstein" as a verb...and now you have! Awesome!
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 : 8:04 AM
Actually, Christian, in this particular sentence, the term "Frankensteining" is not a verb. It's a gerund, which functions as a noun. Now, if I'd said, "Man, me and Colin Powell split a couple of fifths of Jack Daniels last night and by the end of the evening, we were fucking Frankensteining", that would be a verb.
I didn't even know there was such a word as gerund. Now I KNOW you're a teacher. Please don't make me poop myself.
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