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Sunday, September 10, 2006


I Get Worked Up While Doing Dishes

Watching This Week this morning and George Will made a point that caused me to re-think (in part) the post I wrote yesterday. I've done a lot of reading in the last few days about this movie, Path to 9/11 (which I believe is showing on ABC as I write this). The articles I've read talk a lot about the content of the movie. And so I know things about it. But I have not seen it. I'm griping about it and calling the writer names and such...but I haven't seen the damned thing. Which was Will's point. So I'll go ahead and admit that I shouldn't have been quite so worked up about something I have not seen. That's kind of James Dobsonian of me, and I don't ever want to do anything that's even slightly like that cretin.

After This Week was over, I flipped to NBC and caught some of Dick Cheney on Meet the Press. My fucking God, I hate that guy. He's evil. He is just an evil, evil person. He's so evil that Zombie Ghengis Khan would stumble all the way to Washington just to look him in the eye and say, "Dude, you're fucking evil." (And Zombie Ghengis Khan is a busy guy.)

I couldn't take it. I couldn't take him telling Tim Russert that things are going well and the administration hasn't fucked up and anyone who's critical is wrong, wrong, wrong. Every single fucking thing the bastard said caused me to scream obscenities at the screen. I was doing dishes at the time and I was gesticulating so wildly that I was getting soap suds all over our dog. He wasn't pleased. Eventually, I had to leave the room to avoid a high blood-pressure attack.

I think if I was given one wish, I probably wouldn't use it for world peace. I probably wouldn't wish to cure cancer. I'd probably waste my wish having whatever genie was in my debt dump a square acre of pig shit right on Dick Cheney's head. 'Cause sweet Jesus, he deserves it.

Amen, brother!
Yes, I really do get the feeling that Cheney is evil, and I'm pretty good at figuring people out.
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