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Monday, September 25, 2006

I'm Just a (Pissed-Off) Bill

Bill Clinton, Bill Clinton, Bill Clinton. Tsk, tsk. What are we going to do with this guy? He looked all sorts of flustered and pissy in his interview with Chris Wallace on FOX yesterday. While I agree with him that Wallace was slanting his questions to make Bill and his administration look as bad as possible--and I also agree with him that Wallace seemed like a smug, smirking little fat dude--I don't think Clinton did himself any favors by getting so riled up. I think he could've come across a lot more eloquently if he'd simply stood up, whipped it out and pissed all over Wallace's shoes. Now that, my friends, is how you handle an unfriendly interviewer.

posted by Joe # 4:40 PM

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It's funny, because anyone who is in Bill's corner wasn't watching Fox News to begin with and had to catch it on the web. I thought he came off a little defensive, but he's been under the weight of this thing for a long time, so I'm letting it slide.

Watch the video again, only this time, every time Clinton pokes his finger into Wallace's lap, imagine that poke instead being a punch to the cock, which is what Bill was fantasizing about as it was happening.

Look, if you're a former prez, you've got Secret Service backup, right? So why not just blast the smug motherfucker in the package? If he even makes a move to retaliate, BLAM, he's a dead man. I can see Clinton now, posturing over Wallace's fresh corpse: "That's what you GET!" (spits on corpse) "Yeah, how you like me now, bitch?"

Seeing Clinton speak complete sentences reminded me of what it was like to have a coherent actually-earned-my-college-degree president. And I kind of like his no bullshit attitude. It got me to thinking about getting him back in office. How about getting Clinton to run as V.P. on the next Democratic ticket with a terminal cancer patient as the Presidental nominee. The ticket would win, with the understanding that the token Presidential candidate would be euthanized immediately following the inaugural after-parties. Four more years, indeed.

But I ramble...

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		Monday, September 25, 2006 I'm Just a (Pissed-Off) Bill Bill Clinton, Bill Clinton, Bill Clinton. Tsk, tsk. What are we going to do with this guy? He looked all sorts of flustered and pissy in his interview with Chris Wallace on FOX yesterday. While I agree with him that Wallace was slanting his questions to make Bill and his administration look as bad as possible--and I also agree with him that Wallace seemed like a smug, smirking little fat dude--I don't think Clinton did himself any favors by getting so riled up. I think he could've come across a lot more eloquently if he'd simply stood up, whipped it out and pissed all over Wallace's shoes. Now that, my friends, is how you handle an unfriendly interviewer. posted by Joe # 4:40 PM Comments: It's funny, because anyone who is in Bill's corner wasn't watching Fox News to begin with and had to catch it on the web. I thought he came off a little defensive, but he's been under the weight of this thing for a long time, so I'm letting it slide. Watch the video again, only this time, every time Clinton pokes his finger into Wallace's lap, imagine that poke instead being a punch to the cock, which is what Bill was fantasizing about as it was happening. Look, if you're a former prez, you've got Secret Service backup, right? So why not just blast the smug motherfucker in the package? If he even makes a move to retaliate, BLAM, he's a dead man. I can see Clinton now, posturing over Wallace's fresh corpse: "That's what you GET!" (spits on corpse) "Yeah, how you like me now, bitch?" Seeing Clinton speak complete sentences reminded me of what it was like to have a coherent actually-earned-my-college-degree president. And I kind of like his no bullshit attitude. It got me to thinking about getting him back in office. How about getting Clinton to run as V.P. on the next Democratic ticket with a terminal cancer patient as the Presidental nominee. The ticket would win, with the understanding that the token Presidential candidate would be euthanized immediately following the inaugural after-parties. Four more years, indeed. But I ramble... # posted by Anonymous : 6:43 PM Woot!, as it were. # posted by Anonymous : 2:53 PM Post a Comment << Home		Links The Conversation Special Productions Izzle Pfaff Freida Bee Sometimes I Just Talk Alisa and the Stuff Alisa Does Tuna Girl Defective Yeti The Incurable Insomniac The Savvy, The Extreme and The Idealist Caballito del Diablo The Ambivalence of Open Spaces Bug-Eyed Blog Whiskeymarie Version 53 Things I've Noticed (S)wine: ShortLeanCuts Out of Tune Missives from the Beige Sister of Hairshirt Apostrophe Abuse Jonestown Tobacco Brunette The Public Intellectual That's Why Archives July 2004 August 2004 September 2004 October 2004 November 2004 December 2004 January 2005 February 2005 March 2005 April 2005 May 2005 June 2005 July 2005 August 2005 September 2005 October 2005 November 2005 December 2005 January 2006 February 2006 March 2006 April 2006 May 2006 June 2006 July 2006 August 2006 September 2006 October 2006 November 2006 December 2006 January 2007 February 2007 March 2007 April 2007 May 2007 June 2007 July 2007 August 2007 September 2007 October 2007 November 2007 December 2007 January 2008 February 2008 March 2008 April 2008 May 2008 June 2008 July 2008 August 2008 September 2008 October 2008 November 2008 December 2008 January 2009 February 2009 March 2009 March 2011 April 2011