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Thursday, September 21, 2006


What If...?

Suzanne, over at Perfecting the Fine Art of Procrastination, writes this week's Roundtable post. And she's asking "What if...?"

Now, as a giant fucking geek, when someone asks me "What if...?", I automatically think of the Marvel Comics series from the 80s that imagined alternate realities for their canonical heroes, things like "What if Captain America was a hermaphrodite?" (Not an issue that was actually published, just something I've always wondered.)

Of course, Suzanne isn't asking about superheroes, she wants folks to share more personal stories. So have a couple drinks and head on over to Perfecting the Fine Art of Procrastination. And while you're there, maybe you can suggest to Suzanne that she get a briefer title for her blog, 'cause it's a pain to type it repeatedly.

What if you get carpal tunnel syndrome from having to type the name of my blog?

You could go on disability and not have to teach and could devote your time to writing! You can thank me later...

Although, if you hire some perky young thing to take dictation due to your disability, don't tell Mrs. Hairshirt it was my fault! I don't want her coming after me!!
Someone forgot to do the Hairhirt Horoscope this week. How will I know how to plan for the next 7 days now?
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