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Monday, December 18, 2006


Comes a Commercial

Lo! I have seen it! There it was, on the horizon; stinking like a fetid swamp of turds and used diapers. The stench of it washed over me in roiling waves of putritude.

My mind reeled. Was this reality? Was this a horrid nightmare? What the fuck was Nicole Kidman thinking?

Gag. Choke.