Goddamn that Nancy Pelosi! How dare she? What kind of evil, cretinous fiend wants to fly all the way home without stopping? Somehow, she manipulated things while she was house minority leader so that the Speaker would be given a government plane, all the while knowing that she'd soon reap the benefits.
She's just out of control! She's power-mad! We have to stop her before she does something even more destructive, like demanding a padded toilet seat in her office.
Oh, for the days of a truly virtuous Speaker, like Newt Gingrich, who only ever thought of other people. Like waiting until his wife was barely conscious to tell her he was dumping her, thus sparing her the full emotional blow. What a class act.
We'll find a way to stop you, Pelosi! Your reign of terror is about to come to an end!
