So there's fantastic news in the Hairshirt family! My big sister just gave birth--a few weeks early--to a healthy baby boy. Huzzah! Sound the horns!
I have three awesome nephews and a wonderful niece on my wife's side of the family, but this is the first nephew to whom I can spill all kinds of secrets about the stuff his mom pulled when she was young. How cool is that?
So we'll be taking off for Ohio in the morning to go get a look at the little guy. I'm so excited that I just can't hide it. Also, I'm doing the Neutron Dance.
Welcome to Earth, little Riley! We'll try and make sure it's not utterly wrecked by the time you're old enough to start getting some good use out of it.
*Okay, I'm not actually sure if he'll even have a baba, as I think his mommy's breast-feeding, but I couldn't pass up the title.