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Thursday, April 26, 2007


Hello Stupid My Old Friend

Wow. It's been a long time since I did something quite that retarded.

Put some eggs on to boil when I got home, as I have stumbled upon a heretofore undiscovered fondness for putting sliced eggs on my sandwiches. I then sat down and messed around online.

A few minutes ago, I became distracted by what I took to be the smell of some jackwad burning tires outside...

Now I'm burning incense like fucking crazy to get the smell of singed eggshell out of the place. And I hope to hell I didn't ruin my favorite pot.

Sweet mustache-trimming Jesus, I'm stupid sometimes.

If it helps, I was once cooking chickpeas (they take FOREVER) and burnt them so bad my house smelled like ass for a week and the $65 pan had to be shitcanned. Ditto with rice once, but with a much cheaper pan.
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