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Saturday, April 28, 2007


Shut Up and Act

So what the fuck is wrong with Alec Baldwin?

I'm not talking about his rant against his daughter, which I completely understand. (Hey, I teach teenagers and I'm all the time wanting to yell at them.)

No, I'm talking about his pouty-boy whining that he wants to quit 30 Rock to write a book about children and divorced parents. First off, if I'm desperate for information on children and divorce, I'm pretty sure I'm not going to be scanning the bookstore shelves for something by the guy that starred in The Marrying Man. Mr. Baldwin has a long history of assuming that people give a shit what he says about anything and I think it's high time he was disabused of that notion and learned the important lesson that he needs to stick to acting.

Which brings me to my second point: Alec Baldwin is fucking brilliant on 30 Rock. It's one of the funniest comedies on the air. It's helped make NBC's Thursday night line-up the one night of fucking television I actually look forward to. And now Baldwin's going to take that away from me? What a douche! What a thoughtless little pig. Which, I suppose, is where his daughter gets it.

It's just too bad he couldn't keep it in the family.
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