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Tuesday, May 15, 2007


Arrivederci, Douchebag

On behalf of secular free-thinkers everywhere, allow me to say: Don't let the Wrath of God hit you in the ass on the way out.

Can someone give me an AMEN?
I went to reap this asshole's soul, and there was a "vacancy" sign hanging in there.

Since there wasn't much to do in terms of reaping, I tore his nutsack open with my scythe for good measure. (Also empty, for the record.)
glory, hallellujah...Now, can god finally call that other asshole, Oral Roberts, home? He never did raise the money in time.
It's hard to feel sorry towards someone leaving this world who did so much more harm than good, and who fostered so much more hate and fear than love and understanding.
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