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Thursday, June 07, 2007


Meet the Intellectual Midget

There are a great many people out there with massive brains. Huge, muscular cerebrums full-to-bursting with pulsing dendrites capable of contemplating over fifty-thousand different philosophical theorems per second. These brainiacs use their massive intellect to ponder the nature of the universe or to calculate the rate of galactic expansion. They read scientific journals and Kierkegaard and Jung. Their bookshelves are filled to the brim with the great novels of our civilization, which they meditate on in their leisure hours, musing on the commentary on the human condition contained within.

I'm re-reading the Harry Potter books in preparation for the July release of Book 7. I've read them all at least a few times. They take me, on average, three days, tops. They are the literary equivalent of Cheetos.

And I've got orange powder all over my brain.

Wow, I thought I was reading a blog post about me! At least I'm not the only adult out there with problems! July 21st!!!
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