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Friday, July 06, 2007

But Without The Cool Stretchy Powers

Short and to the point, folks: I fucked up. I was trimming my beard with my handy Norelco Beard-Master 9000. It's been awhile since my last haircut, so my sideburns were also looking a mite sloppy. I decided I'd do a little work on those, too.

But I'm not a barber. I don't have the kind of precise trimming skills of someone who's studied the tonsorial arts. So I ended up basically hacking the sideburns off completely, giving me the vague appearance of a Kim Jong Il wannabe.

Worse still, with the 'burns as short as they are, all that grey at my temples is much, much more noticeable, so I'm also kind of looking like Mr. Fantastic.

So the formula for my new look is something like this:

= ME

Sad, sad, sad.

posted by Joe # 11:31 AM

Comments:

That just means that you're Kim Jong Fantastic, and there's nothing wrong with that!

# posted by

Anonymous : 1:17 PM

Last I heard,
Kim Jong Il = Sexypants

I really need to find new non-pro fascist dictator websites.
iheartkimjongil.com isn't doing it for me so much anymore.

# posted by

Whiskeymarie : 5:11 PM

Friday, July 06, 2007

But Without The Cool Stretchy Powers

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		Friday, July 06, 2007 But Without The Cool Stretchy Powers Short and to the point, folks: I fucked up. I was trimming my beard with my handy Norelco Beard-Master 9000. It's been awhile since my last haircut, so my sideburns were also looking a mite sloppy. I decided I'd do a little work on those, too. But I'm not a barber. I don't have the kind of precise trimming skills of someone who's studied the tonsorial arts. So I ended up basically hacking the sideburns off completely, giving me the vague appearance of a Kim Jong Il wannabe. Worse still, with the 'burns as short as they are, all that grey at my temples is much, much more noticeable, so I'm also kind of looking like Mr. Fantastic. So the formula for my new look is something like this: + = ME Sad, sad, sad. posted by Joe # 11:31 AM Comments: That just means that you're Kim Jong Fantastic, and there's nothing wrong with that! # posted by Anonymous : 1:17 PM Last I heard, Kim Jong Il = Sexypants I really need to find new non-pro fascist dictator websites. iheartkimjongil.com isn't doing it for me so much anymore. # posted by Whiskeymarie : 5:11 PM Post a Comment << Home		Links The Conversation Special Productions Izzle Pfaff Freida Bee Sometimes I Just Talk Alisa and the Stuff Alisa Does Tuna Girl Defective Yeti The Incurable Insomniac The Savvy, The Extreme and The Idealist Caballito del Diablo The Ambivalence of Open Spaces Bug-Eyed Blog Whiskeymarie Version 53 Things I've Noticed (S)wine: ShortLeanCuts Out of Tune Missives from the Beige Sister of Hairshirt Apostrophe Abuse Jonestown Tobacco Brunette The Public Intellectual That's Why Archives July 2004 August 2004 September 2004 October 2004 November 2004 December 2004 January 2005 February 2005 March 2005 April 2005 May 2005 June 2005 July 2005 August 2005 September 2005 October 2005 November 2005 December 2005 January 2006 February 2006 March 2006 April 2006 May 2006 June 2006 July 2006 August 2006 September 2006 October 2006 November 2006 December 2006 January 2007 February 2007 March 2007 April 2007 May 2007 June 2007 July 2007 August 2007 September 2007 October 2007 November 2007 December 2007 January 2008 February 2008 March 2008 April 2008 May 2008 June 2008 July 2008 August 2008 September 2008 October 2008 November 2008 December 2008 January 2009 February 2009 March 2009 March 2011 April 2011