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Tuesday, August 07, 2007


Hairshirt News Brief

Director Michael Bay was called yesterday to give testimony in the trial of record producer Phil Spector. Courtroom observers stated that Bay's testimony was poorly edited, hard to follow and uninteresting.

Witnesses say that, after leaving the courtroom, Mr. Bay went directly home and masturbated to his own picture on top of a pile of money.

"poorly edited, hard to follow and uninteresting"...LMFAO..well, that certainly tracks.
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