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Friday, August 17, 2007


I Just Love Ol' Arkansas

Hey! Anyone wanting to marry a six-year-old should get themselves to Arkansas post-haste, before the state legislature undoes the best Whoops Legislation since Kentucky legalized rubbing one's balls onto passing cars during a drunken session in 1978.

Oh, Arkansas. Please always maintain that Mayberry innocence that allows the rest of the country to feel vastly superior to you.