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Monday, March 10, 2008Hey, We've All Been There, Eliot Hoo-boy. Man alive, you just know that people are gonna get all bent out of shape about Governor Eliot Spitzer getting caught on a federal wiretap hiring a prostitute during a recent trip to Washington, D.C. Folks, let me explain here for a minute: Sometimes, a man just has to go outside the marriage in order to find a gal who doesn't mind spanking him while he's dressed up in diapers. It's a fact of life. You think, because the man is governor of the state of New York, that his wife is just going to all of a sudden go, "Okay, hon, whatever you want to do in bed, I'll do, now that you're Mister Bigshot executive of a state. So bring on the watersports, I'm game!" Every married guy out there has, from time to time, had to bring in a professional to satisfy that one itch that the wife just will not scratch. I, personally, have found it impossible to get my wife to dress up like Wonder Woman and whip me with a lasso. She just won't budge on that. So let's all cut Governor Spitzer a break, shall we? Let he who is without nipple clamps cast the first stone.
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Oh gosh, I wish my husband would ask me to dress up like Wonder Woman and whip him with a lasso. Maybe he just felt like he could ask such a think. I'll go offer...
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