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Tuesday, April 01, 2008


Also, Just for the Record

I want to state absolutely and without the slightest bit of hesitation: I fucking hate April Fool's Day.

I hate the stupid goddamn fake news stories on NPR and various news websites. I hate the dipshit co-workers who bring in their awesome new fart-machines. I especially hate the way that students think that "Hey, what's that?!?" and pointing behind you is the height of wit.

April Fool's Day blows dead monkeys.

Just so you're aware.