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Helping You Get the Most Out of Your Misery
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HAIRSHIRT Helping You Get the Most Out of Your Misery |
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Monday, April 21, 2008Vote, You Bitter Sons of Bitches! Vote! Tomorrow, as you should already be aware, is the long-awaited presidential primary in Pennsylvania. What I'm hoping for is what I'm sure a whole fucking bunch of people are hoping for: that Obama will carry the state, Clinton will see the light and drop out and then we can all move on to keeping John McCain from winning in November.Naturally, the very fact of my hoping for this will prevent it from happening. Instead, Clinton will win by a large enough margin to justify, in her delusional mental state, staying in the race even longer. After an even-more-drawn-out primary run, the Democratic party will lose its third and then its fourth engine and end up slamming full-force into the side of a mountain, leaving President Grampa to carry on with more bullshit from the Bush years. I'd like to think that this isn't a foregone conclusion. I'd like to think that Pennsylvania voters will see past the out-of-context (but still actually pretty true) "bitter" comment and elect a man who might actually do things differently. I'd like to think that, but I can't. This is, after all, the country that gave George W. a second term.
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