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Wednesday, July 16, 2008
Hairshirt Horoscope (Special Movie Quotes Edition)
For some reason, the stars are communicating in movie quotes today. I have no idea how to interpret them, but I'm sure they'll have deep, personal meaning for you.
Aries: "What [you've] got here, is failure to communicate."
Taurus: "Fasten your seatbelts, it's going to be a bumpy night."
Gemini: "You rebel scum."
Cancer: "Why, in the vast configuration of things, I'd say you're nothing more than a scurvy little spider."
Leo: "Fly, you fools!"
Virgo: "It's good to be the king."
Libra: "You're not too smart, are you? I like that in a man."
Scorpio: "Coffee is for closers. You think I'm fucking with you? I am not fucking with you."
Sagittarius: "I know it was you, Fredo. You broke my heart."
Capricorn: "Leave that Welsh tart alone!"
Aquarius: "You resilient bastard, so you're still alive."
Pisces: "Soylent Green is people!"