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Friday, August 08, 2008He's a Who-o-o-o-ore! That's just great. Nice going, peckerhead! You're one of a handful of well-respected Democratic leaders who can draw some positive attention to the presidential race and then you go and cheat on your cancer-stricken wife. I'm thinking--and I'm just spit-ballin' here--that it just might be a good idea for us to go ahead and chemically castrate any man running for national office. Democrat or Republican; straight, gay or airport-bathroom-haunting; vanilla, kinky or downright perverse. These guys need to learn the number-one most important fucking rule of politics: keep it in your pants! Nobody wants to think about their elected officials having an orgasm. Nobody.
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Oh, I don't know. All of this lowering of the bar (which is likely just due to greater transparency in an internet era rather than different behavior)paves the way for people like me to think that one day I or one of my children might actually have a shot at something like PTA Secretary. I mean, hell, I would come off as gem in a diplomatic setting compared to Condi or W.
Remember when Clinton couldn't even inhale? Now it's, "Another round of DUI's in the House!"
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My fair city has the unfortunate distinction of hosting the Republican Convention in a few weeks. City leaders thought it would be a good idea to allow bars to stay open until 4:00 instead of the usual 2:00, providing that the businesses pay $2500 to do it, so we could better "accommodate" our "guests". So far, the main businesses that have ponied up the $$ are strip clubs. To me, that pretty much says it all.
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