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Saturday, October 18, 2008


All Hail Thee, Hairshirt, Jr.

Yes, yes. You must now, all of you within reading distance of this blog, now and forever, swear your undying devotion to that greatest of all living beings in this or any other universe, my brand new son, the Kid. He is the Alpha and the Omega. Kneel before him, unworthy hordes.

He's beautiful! Now, your zit will go away.
Congratulations - he's beautiful!

Now the adventure really begins. All good thoughts to Mrs. Hairshirt.
Beautiful, Beautiful, Boy
Congratulations! And so begins the amazing journey of parenthood...
Congratulations to you and Mrs. Hairshirt on finally evicting Hairshirt Jr. He's gorgeous! Welcome to parenthood :)
Can I start petitioning for an honorary uncle position?
Oh wow! Little Wack! Congratulations to you and Mrs. Joe! He is beautiful and what a great name you chose.

Yes, welcome to the party. It's going to be a lot of fun. Seriously.
Congratulations on a job well-done! That goes for all three of you!
He is so beautiful and perfect and tiny that you will see that all that stuff you were bitching about didn't really matter anyway.


signed, That weird lady that just keeps reading.
Mazol Tov... Sons are fantastic. My two have not disappointed... Trust me, it goes by F-A-S-T.

Enjoy every second,

A mom who's been there 3x....
He looks squishy and cute and I'll bet he smells wonderful.

Congrats from Tuvalu!
Congratulations! All the best to your family
Congratulations!!! He looks so perfect...I hope he and Mrs. H are doing well. Best of luck to the three of you.
Congratulations, Joe! See you in eighteen years.
Welcome to the world outside! And good timing, kid -- I was born on my Dad's birthday -- everyone needs/wants their OWN birthday cake!
Woot! Gorgeous boy! Worth the wait, no?
Oh he's beautiful! Congrats to you and Mrs. Hairshirt!

And happy birthday!
He's adorable! And wow, what a lucky kid, to have such a fun dad. I wish you and Mrs. Hairshirt great joy of your little miracle.
So wrinkly, squooshy and cute.
Congrats to Hairshirt, Hairshirt Jr., and Ms. Hairshirt!
Oh, the places you'll go!

Congratulations — he's adorable.
Oh, the places you'll go!

Congratulations — he's adorable.
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