And now I take it all back, as I just had the most entertaining five minutes I've spent in years, sitting with my kid on my lap, watching his face as he pooped his diapers. Holy God, it was beautiful.
I think one of the cutest things in the world is a toddler who is not yet potty trained, but is on the verge when he ducks into the corner to shit his drawers in shame. I wish I'd taken pictures.