So here we go. My wife literally just left the apartment. And so begins my three-month term as Perma-Daddy.
So many questions. Will I get a handle on the baby's needs? Will I find time to straighten up the living room? Will every piece of clothing I own get covered in baby poop? And, most importantly, I guess: Will I start watching Oprah? *shudder*
If everything I learned from such movies as Three Men and a Baby and Mr. Nanny, it's that I can be sure to expect many, many wacky hijinks.