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Saturday, January 03, 2009


Diaper Shock

Now, I don't want to be the kind of parent who talks incessantly about his kid's poop. And I really do make an effort to discuss normal, adult things around grown-ups.

But my son just took the hugest baby-dump I've ever seen. Seriously, the entirety of his diaper--front, back, sides--was covered. It was as if he'd invited three or four other babies in and had them poop in the diaper, too.

This was feces so severe that we had to give him a bath immediately. I'm truly glad that adults don't poop in the same manner. Otherwise, it'd be a much, much messier world.

you should have taken pictures of it to show everybody
It's a parenting thing - you have about 5 more months of incessantly discussing poop, then the talk will taper off for about a year and a half, and then it will be potty-training time and the poop discussions will not stop once again! I said the word poop more in the first month of my daughter's life than in the entire 30 years previous to that...
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