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Sunday, July 25, 2004


A Few Choice Words

The following is a list of phrases I'm ninety-nine percent certain you will never read/hear again outside of this website:
  • really subtle clown
  • my favorite enema
  • intense egg salad
  • The bank that cares about you
  • In George W. Bush's second term...
  • popular pedophile
  • critically-acclaimed Rob Schneider film
  • understated reality show
  • phlegm-scented
  • kid-friendly stripper
  • chocolate-covered artichoke heart
  • happy-go-nihilistic
  • flossing for dummies
  • Academy Award-winner Tara Reid
  • armpit piercing
  • comic book aficionado/ladies man
  • popefucker

Now let's never speak of this again.

You're a freak. But hey, I knew that. I married you.
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