The following is a list of phrases I'm ninety-nine percent certain you will never read/hear again outside of this website:
- really subtle clown
- my favorite enema
- intense egg salad
- The bank that cares about you
- In George W. Bush's second term...
- popular pedophile
- critically-acclaimed Rob Schneider film
- understated reality show
- phlegm-scented
- kid-friendly stripper
- chocolate-covered artichoke heart
- happy-go-nihilistic
- flossing for dummies
- Academy Award-winner Tara Reid
- armpit piercing
- comic book aficionado/ladies man
- popefucker
Now let's never speak of this again.
