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Thursday, March 09, 2006Prima Donna Pretty Boys Smackdown
So the American team playing in the World Baseball Classic, a 16-game tournament meant to foster a love of baseball and Yankee hats in countries around the world, got their asses kicked by the Canadian team. The American team is loaded with such marquee names as Johnny Damon, Roger Clemens, Jason Varitek and Derek "Mr. Fancy-Pants" Jeter. With that kind of talent--and given the fact that we invented the fucking game--many people assumed that the Americans could win with their bloated salaries tied behind their backs.
So what happened? How could such a sure thing go so horribly awry? The theories abound:
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Sure, the U.S. team had Johnny Damon and Derek (Jeter Jeter Booger Eater) Jeter, but the Canadians? They had JUSTIN MORNEAU, mighty first baseman of my own Minnesota Twins.
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It just goes to show. You don't f*ck with the Canucks.
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