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Tuesday, February 13, 2007

I'm A Masterful Costumer

So, the costume's finished. I have to say, I honestly think it looks better than you can tell from this picture.

I tried to talk my wife the photographer into doing a high-fashion-style photo shoot, but she was all, "Oh, I'm tired after driving two hours home from my high-pressure job as a lawyer." She's so whiny.

Anyway, here it is. Feast your eyes. (See, that's a pun of a sort, 'cause it's a food thing. I'm tired.)

posted by Joe # 9:18 PM

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Wait...did I miss the post that tells us WHY you're dressing up as pizza?

Is it because kids love pizza, and if you dress like pizza you can lure kids into raping/killing/skin-wearing situations? If so, I'm SO totally in. I guess I'll go as sausage pizza, though.

# posted by

Anonymous : 10:03 PM

Shouldn't the cheese be yellow? Or is this albino cheese to appease the disabled, ugly children in your class?

# posted by

John Barleycorn : 8:47 AM

Mmmm... polka dots...

# posted by

TwinsGoddess : 9:11 AM

Umm...that's a good look for you....

Are you "u-bake" or delivery???

Lara

# posted by

Anonymous : 2:38 PM

Polka dots, my ass. Those are the most realistic cotton pepperoni you're ever going to see! Polka dots. I spot on your polka dots!

# posted by

Joe : 5:36 PM

Tuesday, February 13, 2007

I'm A Masterful Costumer

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		Tuesday, February 13, 2007 I'm A Masterful Costumer So, the costume's finished. I have to say, I honestly think it looks better than you can tell from this picture. I tried to talk my wife the photographer into doing a high-fashion-style photo shoot, but she was all, "Oh, I'm tired after driving two hours home from my high-pressure job as a lawyer." She's so whiny. Anyway, here it is. Feast your eyes. (See, that's a pun of a sort, 'cause it's a food thing. I'm tired.) posted by Joe # 9:18 PM Comments: Wait...did I miss the post that tells us WHY you're dressing up as pizza? Is it because kids love pizza, and if you dress like pizza you can lure kids into raping/killing/skin-wearing situations? If so, I'm SO totally in. I guess I'll go as sausage pizza, though. # posted by Anonymous : 10:03 PM Shouldn't the cheese be yellow? Or is this albino cheese to appease the disabled, ugly children in your class? # posted by John Barleycorn : 8:47 AM Mmmm... polka dots... # posted by TwinsGoddess : 9:11 AM Umm...that's a good look for you.... Are you "u-bake" or delivery??? Lara # posted by Anonymous : 2:38 PM Polka dots, my ass. Those are the most realistic cotton pepperoni you're ever going to see! Polka dots. I spot on your polka dots! # posted by Joe : 5:36 PM Post a Comment << Home		Links The Conversation Special Productions Izzle Pfaff Freida Bee Sometimes I Just Talk Alisa and the Stuff Alisa Does Tuna Girl Defective Yeti The Incurable Insomniac The Savvy, The Extreme and The Idealist Caballito del Diablo The Ambivalence of Open Spaces Bug-Eyed Blog Whiskeymarie Version 53 Things I've Noticed (S)wine: ShortLeanCuts Out of Tune Missives from the Beige Sister of Hairshirt Apostrophe Abuse Jonestown Tobacco Brunette The Public Intellectual That's Why Archives July 2004 August 2004 September 2004 October 2004 November 2004 December 2004 January 2005 February 2005 March 2005 April 2005 May 2005 June 2005 July 2005 August 2005 September 2005 October 2005 November 2005 December 2005 January 2006 February 2006 March 2006 April 2006 May 2006 June 2006 July 2006 August 2006 September 2006 October 2006 November 2006 December 2006 January 2007 February 2007 March 2007 April 2007 May 2007 June 2007 July 2007 August 2007 September 2007 October 2007 November 2007 December 2007 January 2008 February 2008 March 2008 April 2008 May 2008 June 2008 July 2008 August 2008 September 2008 October 2008 November 2008 December 2008 January 2009 February 2009 March 2009 March 2011 April 2011