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Saturday, February 03, 2007

We're Pretty Much Fucked

Because nobody listens to Al Gore, I'm hoping that the report issued this week by a UN panel will finally freak people out enough that they'll demand that the Douchebag in Chief actually fucking do something about global warming. I mean something beyond the bullshit lip service he paid to the issue in the State of the Union.

What galls me the most is the fact that this assfurter who's had his tongue wedge firmly up the butt of the oil industry since before he was gubner of Texas--and who made pulling out of the Kyoto Protocols one of his first objectives upon taking office--can actually try to claim that he's done positive things for the environment. He does! He tries to convince people that leaving it up to huge corporations to do the right thing on their own in exchange for tax breaks has been a sound policy. He seriously expects the American public to be satisfied with a semi-annual mention of hydrogen-powered cars.

But what has he done? What has Bush actually done to address climate change? Here's the exhaustively researched list:

Had his Crawford, TX ranch insulated with shredded documents from his failed businesses instead of fiberglass.
Recycled Nixon's cabinet instead of going out and getting an expensive new one.
Saves thousand of trees every year by never reading books or newspapers.
Only ever used cocaine straws made from renewable resources.
Reduced the Army's consumption of environmentally-unfriendly Kevlar and armor.
Doesn't waste valuable electricity by sitting up at night, worrying about the various ways he's fucked up our country.
Recycled a can once.

Truly a valiant steward of our nation's ecosystems.

posted by Joe # 5:47 PM

Comments:

Hear, hear!!

There goes Joe, telling it like it is, again.

# posted by

Unknown : 10:06 PM

You left out "Brush Clearing". I mean, in my book he's our best President in the brush clearing department. The environmental impact isn't immediate until you realize that brush is nature's tinderbox. Also, I think Al-Qaeda hides in there sometimes.

# posted by

Kato : 1:02 PM

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		Saturday, February 03, 2007 We're Pretty Much Fucked Because nobody listens to Al Gore, I'm hoping that the report issued this week by a UN panel will finally freak people out enough that they'll demand that the Douchebag in Chief actually fucking do something about global warming. I mean something beyond the bullshit lip service he paid to the issue in the State of the Union. What galls me the most is the fact that this assfurter who's had his tongue wedge firmly up the butt of the oil industry since before he was gubner of Texas--and who made pulling out of the Kyoto Protocols one of his first objectives upon taking office--can actually try to claim that he's done positive things for the environment. He does! He tries to convince people that leaving it up to huge corporations to do the right thing on their own in exchange for tax breaks has been a sound policy. He seriously expects the American public to be satisfied with a semi-annual mention of hydrogen-powered cars. But what has he done? What has Bush actually done to address climate change? Here's the exhaustively researched list: Had his Crawford, TX ranch insulated with shredded documents from his failed businesses instead of fiberglass. Recycled Nixon's cabinet instead of going out and getting an expensive new one. Saves thousand of trees every year by never reading books or newspapers. Only ever used cocaine straws made from renewable resources. Reduced the Army's consumption of environmentally-unfriendly Kevlar and armor. Doesn't waste valuable electricity by sitting up at night, worrying about the various ways he's fucked up our country. Recycled a can once. Truly a valiant steward of our nation's ecosystems. posted by Joe # 5:47 PM Comments: Hear, hear!! There goes Joe, telling it like it is, again. # posted by Unknown : 10:06 PM You left out "Brush Clearing". I mean, in my book he's our best President in the brush clearing department. The environmental impact isn't immediate until you realize that brush is nature's tinderbox. Also, I think Al-Qaeda hides in there sometimes. # posted by Kato : 1:02 PM Post a Comment << Home		Links The Conversation Special Productions Izzle Pfaff Freida Bee Sometimes I Just Talk Alisa and the Stuff Alisa Does Tuna Girl Defective Yeti The Incurable Insomniac The Savvy, The Extreme and The Idealist Caballito del Diablo The Ambivalence of Open Spaces Bug-Eyed Blog Whiskeymarie Version 53 Things I've Noticed (S)wine: ShortLeanCuts Out of Tune Missives from the Beige Sister of Hairshirt Apostrophe Abuse Jonestown Tobacco Brunette The Public Intellectual That's Why Archives July 2004 August 2004 September 2004 October 2004 November 2004 December 2004 January 2005 February 2005 March 2005 April 2005 May 2005 June 2005 July 2005 August 2005 September 2005 October 2005 November 2005 December 2005 January 2006 February 2006 March 2006 April 2006 May 2006 June 2006 July 2006 August 2006 September 2006 October 2006 November 2006 December 2006 January 2007 February 2007 March 2007 April 2007 May 2007 June 2007 July 2007 August 2007 September 2007 October 2007 November 2007 December 2007 January 2008 February 2008 March 2008 April 2008 May 2008 June 2008 July 2008 August 2008 September 2008 October 2008 November 2008 December 2008 January 2009 February 2009 March 2009 March 2011 April 2011