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Wednesday, June 06, 2007
Super-Concise One-Word Hairshirt Horoscope
Aries
: Beef.
Taurus
: Linty.
Gemini
:
Needledick
.
Cancer
: Prolapse.
Leo
: Stallone-
ish
.
Virgo
: Gargle.
Libra
: Smelt.
Scorpio
: Felony.
Sagittarius
: Spleen.
Capricorn
: Celibate.
Aquarius
: Pope-
tastic
.
Pisces
: Herpes.
posted by
Joe # 4:56 PM
Comments:
Once again, so glad I'm not a Pisces.
#
posted by
Whiskeymarie
: 7:51 PM
Libras: absent
#
posted by
the beige one
: 7:55 PM
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