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Wednesday, June 06, 2007

 

Super-Concise One-Word Hairshirt Horoscope

Aries: Beef.

Taurus: Linty.

Gemini: Needledick.

Cancer: Prolapse.

Leo: Stallone-ish.

Virgo: Gargle.

Libra
: Smelt.

Scorpio: Felony.

Sagittarius: Spleen.

Capricorn: Celibate.

Aquarius: Pope-tastic.

Pisces: Herpes.

Comments:
Once again, so glad I'm not a Pisces.
 
Libras: absent
 
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